☆🐾🐺I'M A DOG🐺🐾☆

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

overthelazydog:

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Lots of feelings to process.

paula-of-firefox:

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Being irresistibly sexy is such a burden 😔

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morgutio-benvolio:

blogurbane:

cumdumpguru:

morgutio-benvolio:

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reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

Things we don’t need to hear!

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

daggers-drawn:

civilizationkills:

maybe its bc i live in a place where forestry is one of the dominant industries but like tree planting rly isnt good. like the majority of the time its done by forestry companies to “offset” what they’ve cut down, and they almost always just plant fir & spruce monocrops and then they prevent the rest of the forest from naturally regenerating by spraying glyphosate, because they want to kill off the hardwoods that grow back since softwoods are worth more to the pulp industry… anything a company does that is supposedly “green” never is.

They aren’t actually replanting the forest, they’re building lumber farms in the middle of it and trying to pass them off as the same thing to people who think a forest is just trees because they live in a world mediated by images and have never been in an actual forest long enough to be able to tell healthy diverse growth from a struggling monocrop.

techno-syndicate:

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

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Tags were too good to ignore.

kristina100000:

i wish you could hear the trance music in my head

auveiss:
“ Commission work! fullbody shaded for @Comixkid5879 thank you! ^^
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auveiss:

Commission work! fullbody shaded for @Comixkid5879 thank you! ^^

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auveiss:
“ Commission work!
Fullbody flat color for @Chibi_Gojira thank you! ^^
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auveiss:

Commission work!
Fullbody flat color for @Chibi_Gojira thank you! ^^

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urbanfantasyinspiration:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

visual evidence

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Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

commandercorgi4:

valentinevalen:

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

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